Coffee Machine Whisper "You're My Bitch"

Tell me you don't drag your ass outta bed in the morning and immediately flick your coffee machine on and hear her whisper "You're my bitch!!"... I look at her venomously and then remember she gives me LIFE and makes me a more bearable human, so I give her a nice pat and thank her and enjoy my life giving liquid. 

This is one not for the feint hearted.... a perfect addition to your home or a gift for someone that appreciates their coffee machine just like us. 

Size: 30cm x 30cm x 3cm

Available in:

• White w Black Text
• Black w White Text
• Grey w White Text
• Custom colours upon request

The Details

Sustainable and responsibly sourced FSC certified tropical hardwood with beautifully mitred corners and high quality finishes.

Fully recessed 6mm thick backing (no visible staples, etc) with nailed and glued mitred corners, our frames are made solid to ensure a long-lasting, quality product. We think the back of our frames are (almost) as pretty as the front!

Our timber is naturally imperfect. We make no attempt to remove the natural characteristics of the wood such as knots, colour variations, milling marks, etc, which makes every piece a little unique.

Materials used:

FSC hardwood timber finished in outdoor-furniture grade hard wax oil, 6mm thick MDF / marine ply backing, ‘Porters’ brand exterior paint, and premium outdoor permanent vinyl.